Snapple Facts I'd Like to See

• You are getting old
• When you are snoring, you cannot be dreaming
• Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten
• There is probably no god
• A snail can have about 25,000 teeth
• Life is short, go run in the street or something
• Nerve impulses travel as fast as 170 miles an hour through the brain
• Yuo can slitl raed wrods taht are selpled worng as lnog as tehy hvae teh croerct bgneinnig and end ltertes
• Human civilization is 5000 plus years old, you're lifespan is tiny
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I ain't gonna get fooled again
• A kangaroo bear has milk in its pouch
• The unexamined life isn't worth living.. the over examined life isn't really living at all
• On a random video chat website, 6 out of 7 times you will see a penis
• 37% of smart phone users are on facebook at any given time
• Its never lupus
• Donnie Darko is one of the most over rated movies of all time
• Opinions are like mitochondrial dna, everyone has them and they're mostly all the same except for some small differences
• There is an inverse ratio between the loudness of a fart and the smelliness
• You are never going to have this moment back again
• In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make