Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Bookageddon Is Nigh!!

       Reading has changed. Major bookstore chains such as Borders and Joseph Beth are closing down stores and filing for bankruptcy, newspaper and magazine sales are dropping faster than a priest's pants at a choir boy convention, kindle and nook online stores are selling record numbers of books, and book traditionalists have started claiming that the end of the printed book is upon us!! I'm not sure that I'm drinking that kool aid just yet.
       I recently bought an e-book reader, the Nook Color, for school use and have been enjoying it ever since (although recently plants vs zombies has been taking more of my time). Recently I went on vacation, the best time for book nerds to read, and I noticed some interesting habits about how I choose to read now.
       In the morning we would wake and ride our bikes to one of the local coffee places for breakfast and I would download the paper almost every morning onto my nook before we left. I loved the variety of papers I could get and it becomes much simpler to read the articles and find the sections you want rather than having to flip to the back to finish an article; then flip back to the front again to keep looking, all the while covering up your entire coffee table with the clutter that comes with digging out a specific section of the paper. I think that the time of the newspaper is at an end as people become more eco-conscious of the amount of paper wasted, the rise of internet journalism, and the technology becomes cheaper and more widespread. The bigger papers (NYT, Wall Street, even The Onion) have already started making the change as its time to adapt or die.
       Books are an entirely different story. If you have ever seen my bookshelf you would know that I have always been a reader. For the past few years though, I haven't really had much time for pleasure reading. School kinda took the fun out of it honestly, but I still try to read a new book or two a year. I look at my bookshelf and I see some copies that are old and worn from the numerous reads and can smell the age on the paper. Some look almost new. Some are paperbacks, and some are textbooks. Each one is different however, and for me the tactile sensations of reading a book are something invaluable that a computer screen can't compare with. I don't know why it is that books are so important to have in their physical form compared to say dvds, which I recently sold most of my collection of after backing up their digital copies, but I think that it is something worth never losing.
       The one area I think that could have the best improvement from a switch to electronic format are textbooks. Everyone that has been to college has had the experience of purchasing a 175 dollar textbook and being told that they can't sell it back at the end of the semester because a 'new edition' is coming out or else you'll get 20 bucks for it and they'll wrap it in plastic and sell if for 120. College textbook shops know they have you by the balls and they aren't afraid to twist. From what I understand, most textbook manufacturers are afraid to make the jump to digital right now as they don't understand the technology and are worried about how much profit they will lose from the re-buying cheap and selling high scheme they have going. The advantages of an electronic textbook are that other media (video, sound, games, etc.) could be integrated into the lesson plan and books could be leased out for a rental fee for a set period of time and automatically retrieved when the payment ends. I recently found out that my old high school will be getting rid of their textbook fee and switching to an ipad fee which students will be allowed to use to access their books. I think this is an interesting idea but that seems a little young for it to be of real use yet. Judging from how I used the school computers, there will probably be more pocket tanks being played than studying going on.
Cost: Your firstborn child
       I did download an amazing book, Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, to the kindle app on my nook over vacation and didn't complain a single time, often spending hours reading . Having an entire (and relatively cheap) library at your fingertips is an amazing achievement and technically the things is a marvel. A quick finger flick replaces stuck together pages. Autosave replaces the bookmark. I am able to search for additional information about anything I highlight at any time. When I finished Outliers, I immediately went to the island Barnes and Noble to get my hands on the weight of a book and eventually came away with a leather bound edition of the entire Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series. Added bonus, ribbon bookmark built in. 


       I'll still be downloading books, pdfs, and I'm especially excited to hear about DC comics new online strategy coming with the series' reboots this fall, but I'll take an old well read paper book in my hand any day.








Have a favorite book or story? What do you think about electronic vs paper debate? Do you think it could be more useful in some situations than others? Is it a stupid idea to give 16 years olds ipads and expect them to use them responsibly? Sound off in the comment like you got a pair!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces - Yahoo! News

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces - Yahoo! News

This was just too good to pass up. Would you try to be a turdburger?

Weekend Project: Get more out of your ps3 controller

I recently had a craving to play some older gamecube and ps2 games but didn't have either console. Unfazed, I found a good emulator online for my computer but needed a way to control the games because playing pikmin with a keyboard sucks. With a few drivers and a great open source program called motioninjoy you can use your ps3 controller to play all your favorite games and even control your computer!

Step 1:
Connect your controller to your pc via the usb charge cable. It should say installing driver software in the taskbar and the screen should look something like this

Step 2: Installing Additional Drivers and the program
For the controller to be properly recognized with the program we are going to use there is one additional driver that needs to be installed. This is just a zip file with an .exe in it that will install the additional drivers for you.
The 32 bit version can be found here
The 64 bit version can be found here
If you aren't sure which version you need, go to Start > Control Panel > System then look for the "System Type"

Step 3: The Program
There will now be a program called DS3 tool in your start menu.

Once this is opened there will be a tab on the top of the page called driver manager. Click this and you will be taken to a page with a list of tech jargon and a check box looking something like this
Click that check box and click the load driver button. When you return to the profiles tab, your controller should appear connected! The best profile to load is the third option (PS2 w/ POV, joystick, and analog trigger) as this gives you access to both sticks, the d pad, all the buttons, and the triggers. The only thing the ps3 mode has is a beta version of the sixaxis motion control but i didn't really see the point in that.

Step 4: Test Run!
If you select the Game Controller Panel button underneath the two motor sliders on the Profiles page, you can double click on the controller that appears and this menu should pop up. Now if you press a button on the controller a corresponding light should light up. The cross in the middle should move with the joystick as well. Once everything is working its as easy as accessing your favorite emulator, configuring what you want each button to do and going to town :)



Playing Pikmin.. Like a Boss


Need any help or have any cool DIY projects, let me know in the comments.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Snapple Facts I'd Like to See

  • You are getting old
  • When you are snoring, you cannot be dreaming
  • Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten
  • There is probably no god
  • A snail can have about 25,000 teeth
  • Life is short, go run in the street or something
  • Nerve impulses travel as fast as 170 miles an hour through the brain
  • Yuo can slitl raed wrods taht are selpled worng as lnog as tehy hvae teh croerct bgneinnig and end ltertes
  • Human civilization is 5000 plus years old, you're lifespan is tiny
  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I ain't gonna get fooled again
  • A kangaroo bear has milk in its pouch
  • The unexamined life isn't worth living.. the over examined life isn't really living at all
  • On a random video chat website, 6 out of 7 times you will see a penis
  • 37% of smart phone users are on facebook at any given time
  • Its never lupus
  • Donnie Darko is one of the most over rated movies of all time
  • Opinions are like mitochondrial dna, everyone has them and they're mostly all the same except for some small differences
  • There is an inverse ratio between the loudness of a fart and the smelliness
  • You are never going to have this moment back again
  • In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

Thursday, June 16, 2011

One of my favorite board games

Short post today because I am about to have a board game night with my beautiful girlfriend, her sister, and some mutual friends. Because of the occasion I wanted to share what I think i one of the funnest party games I have, Wits and Wagers.
 
It takes the crazy trivia of a trivial pursuit or cranium and merges it with a fun betting system a la poker. In a nutshell, each player is given a small white board and asked a weird trivia question such as "in feet, how tall was the worlds tallest giraffe?". Everyone writes down their answers and they are arranged smallest to largest on a mat with different pay offs and everyone bets on who they think is closest. The best part about the game is the wide variety of answers and the completely retarded ones from people making wild guesses. Next to balderdash and apples to apples this is always a blast to play. 

Wanna challenge me? Name a time and place in the comments and its on like King Kong!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

6 things that piss me off in Mortal Kombat


From the start let me say that Mortal Kombat is a f'ing awesome game. It breathed life into a series that desperately needed it and if you knew the hours I've spent playing this game you would know that I really like it. To put it mildly I'm also known to be an.. angry gamer sometime. I've never broken a controller like some people I know but I think I may have invented some new curse words along the way. These are 6 things I've noticed that straight up piss me off about mortal kombat.

1. No X Ray Variation
The x rays are an awesome addition to the series and are as cripplingly brutal as they should be. Seeing them for the 30th time however they start to get old. On a side note, the crazy spectrum of x ray damage between characters is crazy and its annoying when your 30% x ray is countered by shang tsung's ridiculous 58% damage bullshit! I would love to see x ray dlc where you could choose which x ray you would use from the character select screen a la Marvel vs. Capcom 3 assists. 

2. 2 on 1 battles

Any of the times in story mode when it forces you to fight 2 characters with 1 life bar I knew rage was coming. The best fighting games force battles to come down to whoever gets one last punch in but when the game throws two fighters against you it becomes so unfair that you are usually forced to resort to some of the cheaper ways of fighting or many many many battles until you either get good enough or lucky enough to win.

3. Raidens flying move noise
WHAACHUCKACHIYA! 

4. Spelling everything with a k
Kombat
Koin
Krypt
Kobra
ect...

Not kool guys, not kool.

5. Everyone who uses scorpion
One of the most badass iconic characters in the series and one of my favorites to play as. His move list is so varied and with special moves that teleport, sweep kick, projectile, and a move that homes in on where your standing on the ground he can be everywhere at once. Did I mention hes fast too? I played an online game against a friend recently and he brought out scorpion and kicked my ass but didn't win a single game with another character because he said he sucked with everyone else. Call me a sore loser if you want but scorpion is soo fast and so varied that hes a little OP in my book.

6.Online Lag

Nothing is worse than being in a heated battle online and about to lay that final punch on someone when your game lags just long enough for your opponent to block and break your neck. This isn't because my roommates are downloading porn or something upstairs either, this is a consistent problem I've had with just the mortal kombat servers in probably 70% of all my matches. Takes some of the wind out of my bloody sails in what is otherwise an awesome online system.


What do you not like about the new mortal kombat game? Agree or disagree with me? Want to challenge me to a smoke v scorpion match? Sound off in the comments!

Kicking my crack habit

This is the summer I'm trying to quit my brain crack addiction.

Being a week into my 9 am summer class and having to be up each morning I'm trying to start getting myself into a regular routine of a workout and breakfast before my class which means I have to get up at 7. I've spent so much time buying food and setting my coffee pot but after a few days of hitting snooze one too many times I've decided to quit just talking about stuff and actually try and do it! I think creating things is one of the greatest joys a person can have and I'm inspired by a group of friends who recently started an awesome film company by the name of Rotting Corpse productions and everyone I know who has a blog or is working on a pet project, and from now on I'm going to try to get out a new post every day. It might be an article or an opinion I want to share, a short review of a movie I just saw, or a how to guide to some project i'm working on. Whatever I want, and if anyone wants to comment on something they find interesting go for it!

Btdubs I'm not really addicted to crack. Just an homage to ze franks hilarious video about the nature of brain crack and 'where the fuck do ideas come from'. Enjoy :)
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/07/071106.html